Love Gift

A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.

The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.

Person One: 'That's a nice jumper you have on their Blake'

Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'

Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.

by monkey goosy August 20, 2012

love fat

fat that is on yo belly

there is love fat on my belly

by Veronica Mars09128192 February 23, 2009

love yoy

It means I love you, but as a friend.

A: I love yoy!
B: Don't you mean love you?
A: No I love yoy, it means I love you ,but as a friend!

by noliefoereal May 26, 2014

Love Limbo

in the state where you can't decide between one girl/guy or the other girl/guy

Girl 1: Wow I really like him...but that other guy is really hot.

Girl 2: whoa you are in TOTAL love limbo.

by Ahlecksah Win May 9, 2008

love muck

A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding.

I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!!

by McPhail October 18, 2004

Dove Love

The sexual act of inserting a breast into a vagina for maximal pleasure.

Hello mam, can you please give me some Dove Love?

She totally got the Dove Love last night!

by The love dickter May 7, 2018

love bag

A person that you you love so much, you need need to bag it.

Hey there, love bag.

What are you doing love bag.

by Sexman99 May 7, 2011