golf penis 

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.

braden has such a golf penis!

golf penis by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017

acid penis

The penis that cleans your insides vigorously.

That acid penis is going to clean you up real good.

acid penis by Too_Big_to_fit February 7, 2017

harp penis 

When you cum and the Nut is sticking to your leg and your shaft so it looks like strings on a harp

Dude, my Nut was so explosive, I think I acheived Harp Penis

harp penis by Chrish.10 September 26, 2017

Jade Penis 

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

Jade Penis by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

cherry penis 

When you get done fucking and she on her period.

Person 1: How was it with Shelly
Person 2: All was well til she gave me a cherry penis

cherry penis by RebelliousGamer April 21, 2018

Enlarged penis 

A penis that is greatly enlarged and pounds pussies

His enlarged penis pounded my pussy

Enlarged penis by Big fifty 107 September 7, 2018

grand penis 

We like to think of this type of penis as either a:
1. Penis that ranges from 20-50 ft.
2. A woman that has a penis.
3. A king's or other royal person's dick.

My king, you have such a grand penis.

grand penis by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019