peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

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'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025

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My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025

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peni

plural of penis

“i saw multiple peni last night.”

by ihatedick101 July 4, 2021

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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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