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Mom clout

It’s when moms humiliate and/or share personal stuff from their child in order to win some “mom clout” in front of other moms which is saying things that other moms can laugh at or relate to from their own children experience.
My mom told everyone about my small dick in front of a bunch of other moms just for some mom clout
by Sugarandtears May 29, 2022
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White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.
by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022
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Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.
Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
by AssEaster December 11, 2022
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Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*
by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023
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ur mom

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022
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the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.
"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"
by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018
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Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.
by Sahiii October 8, 2023
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