MichaelChan

Some guy who speedruns and plays the game Appel, and cheated to be the top player, even after getting exposed he still regects it.

MichaelChan wont admit he cheated!

by not an orangefruit :3 August 31, 2025

Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child

Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him

by Elemgey September 4, 2025

Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.

I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.

by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025

michaeltbh

The coolest Minecraft player you've ever seen, with the most amazing skills, builds, and hair.

Person 1: Hey, have you followed michaeltbh on Twitter?

Person 2: No, who's that

Person 1: I am going to find you, and destroy you.

by xX_d3stroy3r_Xx September 18, 2025

Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025