Michaela

female who appears to be on the shorter side of things and tends to lose her temper quite easily

Michaela just hit me!!!

by .omss13_ May 18, 2025

Michozza

A super cool man with the strange ability to Dodge bullets and definitely does not fuck trains

Michozza is a right nozza

by Lanky Ben Barnes May 21, 2025

Micheal

The biggest simp ever!

He will only simp for people called Lizzie

And seb is sigma

Dude that @micheal is simping for Lizzie again

by Sigma seb May 24, 2025

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.

“Last night I got so Michael Jackson’d”

by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing the Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025