Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown

I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Andy Brown

The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.

Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.

by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 1, 2022

brown dynamite

When your half-indian friend convinces a female person on tumblr to suck his dick while playing guitar hero on hard mode. In some cases other female sexes are joining in to tickle ones ballsack.

Yo fam, this friend of mine pulled off the brown dynamite. No way!

by Cuntwoggle March 25, 2017