NEW WORD

A word that is new.

New Word: This word is new because it is, you dingus.

by SuperSmasher4547 June 14, 2018

new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay

I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon cup as a toilet and leaves in in the shower for you to find.

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore.

Just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024

New Rob Saah

To become the butt of several jokes on social media

“I just busted Aaron’s balls about a meme he posted this morning!”

“Ha! You totally made him the new Rob Saah!”

by 🥸💣🥸💣🥸💣 May 29, 2022

new indian

an old term for North America coined by Christopher Columbus

North Americans used to be called New Indians before that died out.

by niadiwestindian July 27, 2017

zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.

The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.

It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.

by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022