Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.

For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"

by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020

Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?

Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022

Life Savor

People who never stop taking time to appreciate and making the most of the small things in life.

“When we woke up after an amazingly peaceful night's sleep, for breakfast, our hosts could have offered plain dip coffee and a box pakecakes, but instead, because they proved to be life savors, they made bistro-quality expressos with foam art and made from scratch pancakes and whip cream.

by dn8lane September 4, 2021

LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.

That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".

by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021

life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Life of Kibbie

This definition is predicated upon by the term Life of Riley. The Life of Kibbie is a more evolved state of the Life of Riley. The evolution is: an individual who lives the life that everyone around them wants to; but for one reason or another the jealous party cannot live this life, usually a job or "real world" responsibilities are holding them back. This is a balance that one has to achieve over time, usually after their 40th birthday. This is a keystone in the compliment world.

Deaner: Yo Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: I am going go see Terry, he is back in town from his travels around the world.
Deaner: Did you hear Terry just got a new motorcycle in August and traveled to Chili to ski and surf?
Bob: Man oh man, does that guy live the Life of Kibbie or what?
Deaner: Yes Bob he certainly does.

by knulle faen October 20, 2010

Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.

Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023