Double-Michigan 

Two farts at the same time

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
“Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night”

Double-Michigan by DayBed July 31, 2025

double barrel shotgun 

you blow hit a smoke (of your choice) in the girls vagina. Then suck it back out and you blow it in her mouth. if done correctly, she should be able to blow out a smoke ring.

hey there, lady I know everyone probably asked you for a shotgun, but have you ever had a double barrel shotgun?

double barrel shotgun by saynomore96 August 12, 2025

double AFK situation 

Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.

Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!

double AFK situation by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

Double bumhole 

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.

Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.

Double bumhole by Lewg83 August 23, 2025

Double facial trouble 

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids

I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave

Double facial trouble by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025

Double Play 

To play 2 people at the same time, while in a relationship with one of them.

“Anyone who commits a double play rarely ends well”

Double Play by MariRuff September 9, 2025

double wax'n 

when you wax a furry animal completely bald, skin them alive, and then wax the skinned animal's bloody muscles and exposed flesh parts.

1.hey dude did you just double wax my pet dog?
2.hey bro wanna go double wax'n some cats?

double wax'n by double waxer September 10, 2025