Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cheesing

Action of producing cheese from maternal milk.

OMG, Giselle is pumping so much, there's sooooo much leftover milk, she should totally be cheesing and selling her organic cheese on Etsy. Can you imagine the profiiiiits?

by starofpackistan September 28, 2018

Stretchy Cheese

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

by Jimmythedog December 23, 2020

Cheesed

When a person gets mad or worked up over something stupid.

Man that’s girl is so cheesed!!

by GG:) January 23, 2018

Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.

I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.

by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!

by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022

Microwave grilled cheese

An early 2020 sandwich created by Conner Price. Pure deliciousness

I eat microwave grilled cheese for breakfast.

by conner price December 13, 2020