Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

sick little monkey

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.

by TROG September 25, 2003

South Haven Fudge monkey

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.

Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey

by firelane23 October 19, 2008

Chocolate covered dirt monkey

A person of african decent or commonly known as a black person.

That chocolate covered dirt monkey stole my chicken and kool-aid.

by xpoxopx November 28, 2010

brina's manged monkey

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey

After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.

by CT January 1, 2005

FBM (full monkey mode)

when PRadhan Das is in his natural Habitat

he went FBM (full monkey mode)

by DamSAm March 25, 2019

The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.

My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?

by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 2, 2009