hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018

Shit of the day

A the crappy stuff you have to go through during the day. Some have to more than others.

He all have to cope with the shit of the day.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

Zebra shit

A white trash/ black trash mixed baby

"The trailer parks are overrun with zebra shit."

by Dirt baggy bag April 28, 2013

Ain’t Shit

When someone says “u ain’t shit”. Implying that you are of little value. Also equates to having a max of 325 or being named “Edrik Madera”

Did u see that guy fishing?

Yea, he ain’t shit

by Josh33schwartz33 April 15, 2020

Shit is hard

When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.

"Did you hit that broad last night?"

"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"

"Shit is hard"

"I know"

by blundboy October 3, 2011

Shit and shuffle

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005