truck my duck

a rather random phrase that confuses most people.

oh yeah... why dont' you just truck my duck.

wtf. what the hell are you talking about?

by lucky duck November 13, 2004

suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004

Gucci my nigga

A phrase some wigger uses at 4 in the morning to think he's being cool

A: Whats gucci my nigga?
B: shut the fuck up.

by Joe Sackston January 20, 2012

Suck My Ass

A WAY OVERUSED INTERNET MEME WHICH REALLY NEEDS TO STOP REALLY

Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...

Benji: lol suck my ass

Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.

Benji: ... suck my ass

by satmeapnhdaanie October 25, 2014

bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

Get my joker on

To get your party on, to go out and get wild, get crazy

Hey Dude what are you up to this weekend? "I'm headed to Vegas to get my joker on"

by Embrey April 3, 2010