life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

brick up her cunt

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

cum guzzling thunder cunt

A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.

1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.

classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*

by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006

colder than a nun's cunt

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.

"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

bitch whore cunt face

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.

I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

by peepeepants03 February 5, 2015

What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

by SumOzi June 11, 2018