red fireworks

to buy the cheapest shotgun possible and load a singular shell into it before putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger

georg washington: wanna see something funy

gun store worker: sure

georg washington: *commits red fireworks*

by sillycat13 December 25, 2023

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025

The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!

"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."

by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022

Red mage

"When a female takes the black and the white in both her holes at the same time"

"Were gonna red mage that bitch tonight"

by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child

Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024

Red skull

When someone sucks your dick until it is raw

My girl gave me red skull last night and now I’m tender

by CaptainAmerica69 August 10, 2024

Red hood

This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins

This mf is red hood

by Base69 November 24, 2021