The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 9, 2013
Get the Cat Massagemug. definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
Get the cat anchoredmug. 
the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.
Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018
Get the Ur Dog A Catmug. Pretty much the best thing ever (No offense to dog people.). Cats are the best time-killer. ( If your into watching random videos on youtube.) They also are the best thing to scream at some random person if your feeling raged.
Gamer: "What a f*ck, I killed that mother f*cker!
Innocent bystander: "Chill, bro.
Gamer: "CATS!!!!!!!!!!
Innocent bystander: "Chill, bro.
Gamer: "CATS!!!!!!!!!!
by Kats4Life January 22, 2018
Get the catsmug. 
