To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.
Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.
by Nicholas D March 04, 2024
The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice
by Krezzy August 04, 2022
The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice
by Krezzy August 04, 2022
Slang for shits and gigs
by Daniel Baptist June 22, 2024
Reversing the first letters of two words, Dumb and Cunts, whilst screwing it up entirely with a play on words to describe stupid women doing something stupid.
by WarheD September 04, 2013
by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023