I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024

handsome boy / pretty titty parking

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific

Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!

by dagooz6942 March 21, 2024

Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨

Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

Dream vs Rosa Parks

You were always in the back and I was always in the front

Have you seen Dream vs Rosa Parks yet?

by Gvprtski May 3, 2025

Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025