Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010

Hoe

An upside down kangaroo that has down syndrome and keep trying to gets it finger stuck up its asshole

Fuck she a hoe she really tying to get that finger up her asshole

by Dumb cunts January 7, 2020

Hoe

My ex

My ex is a hoe and a btch

by dmanbrotheyalltaken October 10, 2019

Hoe

ur mom

ur moms a fucking hoe

by Lars.com January 14, 2024

fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

Screaming hoe

A woman who trades sex for drugs

Tiffany was looking for a quick high, so took her behind the dollar store, banged her doggie style and walked away without hooking her up . Bitch went crazy like a screaming hoe

by Long dong Ed October 28, 2022

facebook half hoe

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

by 12potatoes January 23, 2017