hazard gaming

femboy pvp gmod server

Male07:you ever been on hazard gaming?
Male05:yeah, I like killing gays

by anonymous December 8, 2021

abject hackneyed game

stupid server bannned me for not undertsanding the intricasies of poo jokes.......i used to be friends with someome who loved poo so much like it was literalloy his faveourite thing in the world and then he DIED.......so sorry for trying to honour his memory i gues.....

I HATE ABJECT HACKNEYED GAME AAAAARGH *flies into a rage like a methed up chimpanzee and destroys everything in my path*

by bideogameluver February 23, 2024

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Casual game

The thing on steam that is always an anime game like wtf

Girl (12 years old): Wanna play a casual game?
Me (43 years old): You mean the anime dating sim?

by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023

bad at the game

Russia is bad at the game they are losing to Ukraine

russia is bad at the game no cap

by donkey shite March 9, 2022

900 games

900 Games is a term that when you say it like "Nine zero zero games" It is just 9 games. Another way its defined is 900 Games have sex at the same time ;)

Mom: "Come clean up your poop FLUSH THE TOILET right now."
Son: "Your like 900 games having sex at the same time hehe."
Mom: " GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY S-E-X."
Son: "I just did *dabs*"

by JUHAR HAYES December 27, 2022