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Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.
Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.
by geniusssssss October 12, 2019
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Penis

I put cameras in your room. Your lying on your bed searching up “penis” on urban dictionary because you have nothing to do

Who’s the clown now 🤡?
by loser._. October 14, 2019
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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Dangling labia penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome
by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019
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penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.
Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative
by the mooseman August 3, 2019
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Penis

Something a guy wants to use one day
by Leigh Brian King August 8, 2019
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