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penis bum chart

its when their is no emotion or word to describe how you feel or see
man I kinda feel penis bum chart
by DUCK FUCK QUACK May 1, 2020
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Penis

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly
by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022
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Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis
by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021
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Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023
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Penis

Mom : have you been touching jimmys penis again?

Uncle : hell yea bitch
by Greasy dick inspector June 13, 2022
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Penis

The body part that produces sperm and ferments a females egg cell
by JustaB3aver June 9, 2018
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Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025
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