Dick Crush

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.

"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."

by SIDthug September 26, 2009

dick-berg

you know when your sitting in the bath tub with your lady friend and you have a chubby and just the tip is poking out of the water. well that my friend is a dick-berg.

Hey baby come on over here but stay clear of the dick-berg it might sink your ship.

Baby only 10% of the dick-berg is visible the other 90% is below the water.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

dick drill

The most powerful mining drill on the planet of Earth

Guy 1: *wipes forehead* Phew! This mining sure is hard work!

Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

by Tedu53 December 16, 2008

Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.

I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.

by Rebeli May 26, 2016

Dunny Dick

A condition that exists on the male organ when he engages in sexual intercourse with a woman or a farm animal that is menstruating.

damn, i didnt know she was riding the cotton pony until i looked down and discovered i had Dunny Dick.

by second shifter July 21, 2009

Dick Fingers

When a guy takes a piss then doesn't wash his hands.

Frank took a piss and didn't wash his hands. He then shook hands with Paul who was unaware that Frank had dick fingers.

by Dirkley May 9, 2019

dick-addled

1. signifies the state of a man when he is distracted by an object of sexual attraction.

2. the word is also used to describe men in general. Testosterone tends to dull things like morals and values. The truly dick-addled male changes these depending upon the needs of his dick. The only cure for this is death by syphilis, which, coincidentally is how many dick addled men expire.

Sorry sweety, Daddy's a bit dick-addled these days, go watch some tv, or play in the trailer park.

by Ney Tene January 17, 2008