(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.
"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"
"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"
by ScottyMate February 03, 2017
by Iscludis May 18, 2003
When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle
To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.
by grtwhtshrk July 12, 2008
It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football
by Donevin_is_sex_slave February 19, 2016
Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!
by Youttttt November 29, 2011
by dontletmeinthere December 28, 2020
When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019