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nut wack complex

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.

Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.

How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?

Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?

Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.

Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
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a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.
Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.
by Nsteezie November 5, 2019
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Nut-shell

When you nut off a high place, such as a balcony, onto unsuspecting passer-bys beneath
Jack : " ew what just fell on my head?! bird shit???"
Matt : " no silly, it was a nut-shell"
Jake : " lets stop walking past james simpsons house, he keeps dropping nut-shells on us"
by Kat street March 8, 2022
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!
I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!
by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.
Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week
by phub69 November 20, 2021
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Joe Nuts

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely
by hello hi hello August 6, 2024
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