shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017

Shit-filled

I actually just did this for the mug ad at the bottom.

Buy and Shit-filled mug for your gay Jewish klansmen, Steven

by Communist Squidward March 16, 2020

super shits

When you have the shits... but super. The shits are when you have to go poop all the time. It is diarrhea like. They are nasty and caused by food usually.

I had the shits already... after that McDonald's though, I have the super shits.

by Billiam963 March 30, 2009

shit key

When the word "shift" (key) is typo'd as "shit".

Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.

by Cakeeee January 23, 2009

Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

Shit spout

The body cavity also know as the "anus."

John allowed Mary to put her finger in his shit spout on Prom night.

by Charlie Doherty December 11, 2010

Shit Waffle

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

by EATSH!T December 27, 2017