Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Cat

a dog

" that's a nice cat can I pet him then give him a bone"

by see you next year or not haha September 29, 2020

Cats

God's little fur babies who get too much hate and not enough love sadly but hey, they rule the internet

Person 1: Cat's are stupid
Person 2: Yah, they're the stupid ones. Maybe the stupid one is the one who likes dogs better than cats. The one who doesn't realize that cats are and will always be God's greatest creation. You know what, I hope you burn in hell
Person 1: Ummm....I....i'm sorry. I didn't realize you would take this so seriously
Person 2: Burn in hell!!!

by BananuCats November 17, 2022

Sunday Cat

A lazy carefree person in a peaceful mind frame.

Can also be used as a verb.

Joe: Hey whats up?

Sam: Sunday catting it

Joe: You always were a Sunday Cat.

Thats the way a Sunday Cat rolls.

by Andrew Johnson324523542 July 21, 2008

Das Haus Cats

A person(s) that prefers to stay in the house due to the 2020 pandemic and is an avid Das Haus Cats virtual nightclub fanatic and party goer. A flavor of candy from Dirty Unicorn.

All the Das Haus Cats will join the virtual party on twitch tonight.

by Baylien Culture December 24, 2021

Barn Cat

A Woman with three or more children with three or more different fathers.

Felicia is such a barn cat she has three children and they all have different fathers

by DictionaryQueen1234 September 30, 2019

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023