The Big Wang Tang is an incredibly powerful being that may bound out of the nearest Italian restaurant with huge strides to bestow its wisdom upon those who seek it. This wisdom however, is mostly spoken in form of riddles and nonsensical sounding words and sentences. Until now, it has been impossible to decode any of the beings ramblings, although it has become clear that they contain information thought only to be known by the outer gods. Being a vastly incomprehensible creature as well, The Big Wang Tang is theorized to be one of the outer gods himself, although there is little information to support this or any other theory about him.
The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.
The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.
Person A: Do you smell that? It smells like garlic...
Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us?
BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ
Person A: What the hell is he saying?
Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!
Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us?
BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ
Person A: What the hell is he saying?
Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!
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Get the Big Mac mug.The United States mainland. Term used by American Servicemen in Southeast Asia (especially in the Philippines) to describe how they believe America is thought of by the natives. Usually used in conjunction with marriage.
Possibly also used by the natives themselves. PX stands for Post Exchange which is basically the military department store. It sold goods that the average local store didn't have. Servicemen would bring their native girlfriends or wives shopping on base. As they understood it, America had all of these goods and more. It was their main association with the US.
Possibly also used by the natives themselves. PX stands for Post Exchange which is basically the military department store. It sold goods that the average local store didn't have. Servicemen would bring their native girlfriends or wives shopping on base. As they understood it, America had all of these goods and more. It was their main association with the US.
All these little Fillipina girls want to do is marry a Marine and get him to take her to the Land of the Big PX.
I can't wait to get out of this shithole country and go back to the Land of the Big PX.
I can't wait to get out of this shithole country and go back to the Land of the Big PX.
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