Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

shit story

Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.

After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."

by desolator911 September 27, 2009

naw shit

When something someone says is too obvious or just a way of saying of course.

Person 1: Peter Parker turned into Spider-Man after getting bit by a spider-

Person 2: naw shit

by raheelaa February 20, 2019

Shit Waffle

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

by EATSH!T December 27, 2017

Shit spout

The body cavity also know as the "anus."

John allowed Mary to put her finger in his shit spout on Prom night.

by Charlie Doherty December 11, 2010

Shit-Fucked

To be highly intoxicated or drunk.

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!

by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

Holy shit

A Large Shit That was taken Inside of a church

"Damn Bro Thats An Holy Shit"

by LugiaTheFucker October 17, 2019