Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Time box

A cubic meter of time

I walked into a shop and asked for a time box for my travels

by Time is faster October 15, 2018

Somme time

Ur a idot is what it means

He's is very somme time

by Man get the dorr October 17, 2018

ocean time

Time to get away, enjoy yourself.

Michelle said “shut up and let me enjoy my ocean time”

by Barneybutt October 17, 2018

tittie time

When ur gorl gets her tiddies out for a real one and their good and fresh

Oooohhh my girl came over and we had some tittie time

by Tiddie time October 20, 2018

Pepperoni time

Often celebrated by fat hairy broskis who are wayyy to excited about something. Strongly disliked by football coaches and girlfriends, “pep time” for short is a commonly celebrated holiday in Flint, Michigan

-“Fuckin Flint Rob shoulder checked the blind chick and did a pep time afterwards”
-“names Rob not Bob
Ain’t a fag, put the pepperonis in a bag”
-“it’s pep time fuckers”
-“you keep talking shit like that your gonna get nutted on with a pep time afterwards”
Pepperoni time means rubbing your nipples in celebration

by 4GKLOS2 October 30, 2018