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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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nut palace

When a woman take multiple loads in her lower regions and as the semen drips out, the man knights her vagina with his circumsized penis. Increasing her status from whore.
“Hey, did you show Kaydyn what the Nut Palace is?”
“Yeah, she wanted to be more than friends with benefits.”
by The Drunk Foreman November 27, 2022
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Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.
"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"
by Wenis man January 27, 2023
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Nut-to-but

When troopers line up in a column formation, typically as the starting formation in a linebattle or a promotion ceremony.
Line up! Nut-to-but gentlemen! -Unc0nn3ct3d during linebattle
by Mac Tíre_2k August 9, 2021
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No Nut November

No Nut November is a game to boys. During the month of November, you will not be allowed to "nut":ejaculate, until December 1st, but, by then, you will be in Dick Destroying December.
"I am going to participate in No Nut November"
by xXDeathBunnyXx December 1, 2019
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nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
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Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.
A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

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Floridian nut twist
by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 5, 2025
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