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Ass smells like Foldgers 

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1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!
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She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb 

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After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
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Do you like to sing your ABCs? 

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A slang term used to insultingly call someone stupid to their face without directly offending them.
Jeff: does something really stupid
Me: do you like to sing your ABCs?
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diamond-like rhombus 

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A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.
Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."

Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
diamond-like rhombus by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004
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Boiled Like An Owl 

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Means to get drunk.
Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.
Boiled Like An Owl by hkychic17 October 27, 2011
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She's got a clit like a punchbag 

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When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag
I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....
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