Fortnite kid

A kid with brain damage that thinks Fortnite made everything.

Fortnite kid: "OMG THEY STOLE THE FORTNITE GUY"

Dad: "Son... I'm disowning you."

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 14, 2022

Kid

A overused word by 10 year olds to look tough towards them thots

'kid: LOL KID GTFO XD'
'lmao this kid'
'KID'

by xx_thotslayer_xx March 22, 2018

Sad Kid

When a kid is so sad that doesn't even deserve 5 likes.

vxltrix: That stupid fucking faggot SxnnyFPS is such a sad kid!!
IAmMacGab2K : You're damn right he's a SAD fucking kid.

by NickGurs March 31, 2019

iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.

man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

Pun1sher kid

When you're very gay.

My name is Pun1sher kid and I suck at jng.

by kekw mannen August 29, 2020

Cunt kid

A winey lil aggravating spoiled ass child that thinks everything must go their way........

The cunt kid was screaming throughout the store

by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020