penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

penis tumbler

is a guy who tumbles with his penis i.e. masterbation or a stupid person

that guy is such a penis tumbler

by fmak779 August 4, 2009

penis blush

When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.

"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."

After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.

by WWDDReally July 28, 2022

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.

penis penis penis!

by your big boing sis July 5, 2018

Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

by Watkins978 November 8, 2020