a long schlong that Elliot has
by anonymous November 29, 2022
Get the penis mug.Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)
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when your penis starts making cheese
Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018
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