Octopus Orgasm October

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)

"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"

by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

Flick Tits October

Flick Tits October mean you have the whole month pass to Fuck a girls tits. Might as well motorboat that’s hit while your at it.

Dude:1 It’s Flick tits October

Dude:2 what’s that?

Dude:3 it means u can flick a girls tits during October whenever u want

by Flick tit October October 1, 2019

17th of October

Kaitys birthday!!

guy : hey do you know that cool kid kaity?
girl: yeah it’s her birthday on the 17th of October

2nd girl: she is cool as and her tik toks are funny as and i hope she has a great day n gets spoiled ❣️

by urlocalvscogirl October 16, 2019

Any day of October

Days which nothing happens. If you saw those "national girl hug boy day" or whatnot, those were written by people desperate for affection who know that it will be reposted onto Snapchat, 'nuff said.

Person 1: "Hey, you heard its October 17th, yes?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard."
Person 1: "Well some girl gotta hug me now haha."
Person 2 "Don't you know that was created by an absolute desperate person like you? Honestly Joe, you are better than this. Nothing ever happens on any day of october"
Person 1 "Oh."

by HonestlyGuysThisIsRediculous October 17, 2019

Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.

Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*

by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019

Hit Meko October

everyday of october you are legally aloud to hit a meko. go ahead, hit hard.

Hey let’s go hit a meko, it’s hit meko october!

by thiccy mc bubbles October 18, 2019

23 of October

23 of October is the no homo day. Boys can slap their asses and dicks without it being gay.

23 of October

Boy1: hey bro *slaps Boy 2 ass*
Boy2: hey bro thats gay!
Boy1: its 23 ofc October, nothing is gay
Boy2: Og really? *boy 2 goes down on his knees and starts sucking boy1 dick*

Boy1&boy2: NO HOMOOOO!!!!

by Joewawa October 21, 2019