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Michigoose

"The chief objection to Michigander is that it inspires idiots to call a Michigan woman a Michigoose and a child a Michigosling, but the people of the State have got used to this" - Foley, Aaron (3 November 2010). "The 'Michigander vs. Michiganian' Debate Crops Up Again in Wake of Snyder's Election". MLive.
by bitchuck February 14, 2026
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Michigan Trail-Blazer

A sexual act in which a male shoves Trail Mix in his rectum and then leaving it in for a week, letting it marinate, and then shitting it all out into his partners face
Me and my homeboy just did the Michigan Trail-Blazer, I recommend it
by Cheese_master February 17, 2026
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Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head
Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.
by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026
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Michael-Aggression

When your friend/acquaintance named Michael says or does something slightly offensive
Yeah my buddy Michael asked to touch Jamal’s afro, it was definitely a Michael-Aggression
by Mr. Petrov February 28, 2026
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Michigan Pinkeye

When a girl is rimming your butthole and you activate your secret trap card while she's nose deep inside your ass and gently squeeze out a vial tooter thus infecting her with the infamous Michigan Pinkeye.
Bro, Danielle ate my ass, and the next she morning she had some serious Michigan Pinkeye! LOL!
by DungMilk March 15, 2026
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Michigan

Cool, normal; opposite of Ohio.
I hope today is Michigan.
by ChanceHasNoChance March 27, 2026
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Michael O’Leary

Michael O’Leary is the ceo of Ryanair
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