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It Felt Like NASCAR 

When having sexual intercourse, the girl may move her hips in a circular motion like the cars on a NASCAR track
Yo man, I brought this girl back to my condo and she was amazing. It felt like NASCAR homie.
It Felt Like NASCAR by VirtueIAm December 2, 2011
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Ass smells like Foldgers 

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!

She has a Clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb 

After rubbing her Clit it ended up the size of a Blind Cobblers Thumb.
Christ! She has a clit like a Blind Cobblers Thumb.

Do you like to sing your ABCs? 

A slang term used to insultingly call someone stupid to their face without directly offending them.
Jeff: does something really stupid
Me: do you like to sing your ABCs?

diamond-like rhombus 

A kite-shaped polygon. Can also be called a "kite", but that's no fun. Works nicely on geometry tests when trying to piss off the teacher.
Math Test: "Give this polygon its specific name."

Emily: "Diamond-like rhombus."
Leeta: "Diamondy rhombus."
Teacher: "Polygon. Or 'kite' if you're lazy."
diamond-like rhombus by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

Boiled Like An Owl 

Means to get drunk.
Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.
Boiled Like An Owl by hkychic17 October 27, 2011