1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too
long, your ass
will smell like coffee grounds.
2) Over hearing someone say "
crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".
Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!
Reese: Oooo! I want some!