emily kidd 

deep in the midst of 1980's spirit winds appeared an orange haired girl who is perhaps, the most extreme human being to inhabit the school of the art insitute of chicago, also she can be an easy substitue for google image/word search.

does a bear have hair? i dont know ask xtreme Emily Kidd.

emily kidd by Dr. Marc Pierson April 16, 2005

anime kids 

Kids who claim to be "weebs" but are too dumb in the brain to know they aren't

bro making fun of anime kids is very fun

anime kids by plexybust July 15, 2021

Catch My Kids 

Pretty much means open your mouth or it's going in your eye.

Girl: MmmmMmmmmmmMmmmm
Guy: I'm about to-
Girl: Not in my mouth!
Guy: Catch My Kids Bitch!

Catch My Kids by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009

You Gouda Be Kidding Me 

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

You Gouda Be Kidding Me by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

fucked up like jerry's kids 

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

fucked up like jerry's kids by batash August 4, 2008

Popular Kids

People who think they are so cool cuz they are athletic or wear brands like Abercrombie & Fitch. They only hang out with each other and really, everyone else is popular but them cuz the seclude themselves from our big group of friends ( nerds, theater geeks, quiet kids, mental issues) but really they are the ones with no other friends and EVERYBODY hates them. At least im my school... they even refer to themselves as popular! * im in sixth grade*

Popular Kid: omg! Im dating James! He is like, so cute!
Theater geek: *glares* I HATE YOU!!!!
me: ur not popular. nobody likes you. James is amazingly cute but you shouldnt date him. WE SHOULD ALL HAVE THAT EQUAL CHANCE!
my bff: oooh james is cute! Hey james wanna go out!
James(popular kid): get the F**** away im dating Nikki.

~true story~ nobody likes Popular Kids except themselves!

Popular Kids by *JustSing* March 12, 2013

Kidney Shot 

A punch to the kidney by a silent assassin who sneaks up behind the unsuspecting victim.

Depending on the severity of the attack, the victim of the kidney shot may experience lingering pain an extended period of time.

The assault usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery.

"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then let’s go soccor ball."

Kidney Shot by The real C Murder November 14, 2006