Definitions by SpankyTheVampire

ohjasm 

Also spelled Ojasm

When you're about to cum but something bad happens and that feeling goes out the window

Or something is going really great and then some idiot ruins it

You see a really fucking hot chick at the beach and start flirting with her and all of a sudden she whips out a dick and screams "Sodomy!!" and you ohjasm soo hard as you run away screaming.

ohjasm by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009

Catch My Kids 

Pretty much means open your mouth or it's going in your eye.

Girl: MmmmMmmmmmmMmmmm
Guy: I'm about to-
Girl: Not in my mouth!
Guy: Catch My Kids Bitch!

Catch My Kids by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009