SpankyTheVampire's definitions

Catch My Kids

Pretty much means open your mouth or it's going in your eye.

Girl: MmmmMmmmmmmMmmmm
Guy: I'm about to-
Girl: Not in my mouth!
Guy: Catch My Kids Bitch!

by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009

ohjasm

Also spelled Ojasm

When you're about to cum but something bad happens and that feeling goes out the window

Or something is going really great and then some idiot ruins it

You see a really fucking hot chick at the beach and start flirting with her and all of a sudden she whips out a dick and screams "Sodomy!!" and you ohjasm soo hard as you run away screaming.

by SpankyTheVampire March 16, 2009