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Uncle Jack 

A term used by Jews to insult fellow Jews who happen to be members of the Republican Party, or simply have more conservative views.
The Republican Jewish Coaltion are a bunch of Uncle Jacks!
Uncle Jack by Theo L. January 3, 2006

slap jack 

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
slap jack by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Jackpot of Jack Squat 

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

bouncy jack 

to headlock someone, bend them over, and jump up and down rapidly while they struggle for you to let go
Jacky recieved a bouncy jack from the master of bouncyjacks, Jesse.
bouncy jack by DJN July 20, 2008

media-jack 

verb. (media-jacking, media-jacked, media-jacker)
Using the term "jack" (used here as "to steal") this refers to the situation in which one person is using one medium (of entertainment or otherwise) and another person 'jacks' the other person's attention to another medium.

For example, when one person is listening to music and playing on the computer and another person puts on a movie for the first person to watch.
Person one (the "media-jacker") -"Hey watch this awesome movie!"
Person two-"Aw, dude can't it wait? I'm facebooking and got some music on."
*movie begins, audibly trumping the music and dominating the attention of person two*
media-jack by Weats November 5, 2009

pickle jack 

an all purpose descriptive word, usually used to exaggerate the size, weight, or importance of something.
6 year old: "I just jumped higher than a pickle jack!!"

me: "How high is a pickle jack..?"
pickle jack by mimi_me June 30, 2010