Brother Brown

Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.

Man, you are looking worse than brother brown right now!

by mochaface May 23, 2014

#browns

#browns is when someone overuses "hashtags" in what they post on Twitter/Facebook or any other social network. Creating a pile of "#browns" aka pile of shit.

I am so tired of reading #browns on Twitter this morning. Mondays are the biggest day for #brown droppings.

by lvr June 11, 2014

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

by sifted June 27, 2014

brown line

The stain left after a wedgie occurs in undershorts. A brown line results if wiping is not sufficient after a bowel movement or a sudden burst of gas is released unexpectedly.

I hope your mom uses Tide to scrub your brown lines out of your underwear.

by DiegoSantiago June 29, 2014

brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014