nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

by ColinIrish September 30, 2017

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kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

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Kid nut

The nut that results in the birth of a child.

I heard Zoom will have a date tonight with GD.

Again? How many dates have they have been on?
About 10.
OK, might be the night that he gives her the kid nut.

by (BIGH) April 22, 2024

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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician April 01, 2025

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No Nut November (NNN)

This is a month where all men and women will partake in a challenge to basically not orgasm through the whole of november. If the participants make ends meet, then they have the power to participate in DDD (Destroy Dick December)
Or DGD (Destroy Genitals December) for both the genders

Male 1: bro No Nut November (NNN) will be so hard! I can't simply just leave all my porn servers for this month!
Male2 : you want your friends to shun you out!

Male 1: FUCK YOU! -whips out dick and starts wanking-
Male 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

by fuck liam luyahan November 01, 2022

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