When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
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Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.
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Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.
Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.
By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.
Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.
Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.
Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.
By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.
Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.
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Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
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After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
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