Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fartmug. by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
Get the Captain Planet Fartmug. A special type of gaseous leak from ones ass that heads straight for ones own nasal cavity very fast. As if the fart Is going to give you a piece of his mind for birthing him.
I pulled off my covers only to be greeted by a grudge fart making me and my friends gag.
"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."
"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."
by M3NTALXHAZARD January 17, 2017
Get the Grudge Fartmug. by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024
Get the Douche Fartmug. Previously known as a "Great White Shark" it is defined as a large aggressive shark of warm seas, with a brownish or gray back, white underparts, and large triangular teeth.
As of Monday March 4th, 2019 – Great white sharks will from here on forth be considered as "Great White Farts" according to research conducted by Echo.
As of Monday March 4th, 2019 – Great white sharks will from here on forth be considered as "Great White Farts" according to research conducted by Echo.
by vrgodly March 4, 2019
Get the Great White Fartmug. by tie_ski September 14, 2020
Get the Karate fartmug. When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Fart Finishmug.