John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy

John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella

by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022

John fallout

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.

Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"

Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"

by Danny P May 29, 2024

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021

Discord John

A discord John is when the mod is a gay bitch

"bro Jake is using a danganronpa pfp such a Discord John"

by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole

You lie to much, don’t be such a John

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS

character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋

by penis licker111 August 2, 2022