NEW WORD

When you want to create a completely new word to add to the Urban Dictionary but have absolutely no idea on what word you should add, so you resort to looking at the top of the website page and see that it says "NEW WORD". Your mind is then overflown with the most wonderful idea you have ever had and end up making the definition way longer than it needs to be just simply because the word is so boring and there is absolutely nothing in the existence of the universe that you could type about "NEW WORD" to make it in some way seem... special.

You: What word should I add to the Urban Dictionary?

Friend: New word.

You: No duh.

Friend: No literally, NEW WORD

You: Oh, good idea

by $¯\_(ツ)_/¯$ July 21, 2024

Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

New Word

A word that someone adds to Urban Dictionary

Andy had no ideas to add to Urban Dictionary so he added New Word instead

by WhatsHisFace12346 April 18, 2018

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

New Word

What im doing now of course you idiot

New Words are called

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

New Years Day

The day marking the beginning of a new year in which many people get drunk and party. They also believe this day to be a new beginning to become a new person. This day also marks the beginning of the yearly struggle where you write the wrong year when you date your papers. New Years Day is January 1 oof each year.

It's New Years Day! I plan to lose weight this year, that is, after I party with my friends tonight. Or maybe I'll start the next day...I'll start next week. A good New Years Revolution, right?

by LlovelyLlama June 9, 2015