Life Hacks

such a dumb trend from like 2009 or something fuck it

"life hacks are dumb bruh"

by derpylemon June 28, 2021

Life...

Life is about FucK1Ng Santhosh and Dhairya so hard until they finally will engulf us men in cream. Santhosh and Dhairya created this biological weapon knows as the URANUS cannon which shits- i mean shoots out replicas of the planet URANUS from the a$$ which looks like a black hole about to sug on sum cum. we will support for the supreme pride of sucking. I WILL CREATE THE SUCKING EMPIRE! Santhosh can be ranked to "Pwincess of suck" while Dhairya can be "Emperor suck". I will be known as the...ONE...who has the ability to suck like a black hole ;))))))))))

Life is inspirational...it is such a valuable gift from me...yes I gave yall life...yeah so cherish life with cumplete suction passion.

by Fateh Dar July 21, 2022

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

Dont Do It To Your Life

Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild

You Putting Your Nose In Others Business Is Going To Get You In Trouble... Dont Do It To Your Life

by anonymous August 8, 2022

Life

A story of how you died.

He finished reading her Life.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH April 19, 2022

No Life

Nerds who have no soul and are worthless, just like you :).
Variations include:
No Lifer
No Soul

Hah look at that no lifer.
He has no life.

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.

My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021