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Joe

Usually a red headed Irish fucker with a toupee who resorts to bullshit because he's always baking an egg loaf in video games. Tends to use the bog constantly.
Person 1: Hey where's joe?
Person 2: Oh he's in the bog baking an egg loaf out of his asshole after that 0 and 18 performance.
by my pronouns are that/guy April 15, 2023
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
Some1: Do you know Joe?
Another1: No, who's Joe?
Some1: Joe Mama! Lmao Gottem!
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Joe

The epitome of handsome and intelligent. If Joe is not a lawyer, than he is most certainly a doctor or an engineer. People who affiliate themselves with Joe are top respected people. Joe is both physically and mental strong, good luck taking him down, you’re better off giving up. Joe is expected to have an amazing lifestyle filled with financial stability as Joe usually owns more than one vehicle (Lamborghini). Is beyond perfect in bed as Joe has the ability to pleasure any women. Joe is friends with the hottest women, and dates a very cute, intelligent, beautiful women who has his back, but most importantly, he has hers
A potential client: Oh no, I have just been accused of first degree (premeditated) murder. Better call the one and only Joe

I met this guy named Joe, he is the epitome of perfect, I’d be extremely lucky to date him
by Khloe_K November 29, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Beta: Who's Joe?
everyone else in the room: "oh no!"
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.
Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!
by The Abstract April 15, 2009
mugGet the Philly Joe Giraffemug.

joe mama

joe mama tickl tues at throw am
oh did joe mama fly away with yo house
by uwuslayqueenyas August 14, 2023
mugGet the joe mamamug.

Joe

“Who’s that?”

“Who? Oh, that dumpy asshole? That’s Joe. He’s a fucking liability. He’s basically 290 pounds of chewed bubble gum and disappointment.”
by Joe Is The Worst April 25, 2023
mugGet the Joemug.

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