Power Dicking

The act of injecting one's penis with steroids in order to give someone hot dickings full of roid rage.

Yesterday I used 5 needles in order to get ready for the power dicking session. Afterwards though, the bitch was found dead after i killed her due to roid rage.

by skulldark May 26, 2009

dick chugger

n. a term for a person who frequently partakes in the act of consuming sperm

1. Man she looks like a serious dick chugger in that miniskirt.

2. Damn, that girl I brought home last night was a real dick chugger.

by dickchugger06 November 22, 2009

Dick Shock

Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.

Tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the dick shock

by KumbakaShroomppl November 26, 2009

dick-berg

you know when your sitting in the bath tub with your lady friend and you have a chubby and just the tip is poking out of the water. well that my friend is a dick-berg.

Hey baby come on over here but stay clear of the dick-berg it might sink your ship.

Baby only 10% of the dick-berg is visible the other 90% is below the water.

by kyljon November 29, 2009

dick chaney

a complete Dumass who mistakened his friend( a human) for a bird!

what kind of dumass mistakens a person for a bird?
oh our former vice president dick chaney

by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011

Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

by VEnvy November 27, 2010

Pond Dick

The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.

Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.

by watchdog101 July 31, 2010